i'm still dealing with my leg saga from april. dr. sofreakinghot tells me that i have reflux in my leg and it's not something mylanta will cure. he's got to send a laser up into my vein and zap it out of existence. he says this will take care of my cankles. but i have to play the insurance game and wait a few months before i can have it done. so in the meantime, i went to my regular doctor and asked for something to take the swelling down while i wait for the surgery.....in october. she agreed and i took my first dosage yesterday morning at 7:30am.
oh dear god i hope there's a parking space close today because my bladder is about to explode
i am sure that this is the longest pee in voiding history
no, this surely must be the longest pee ever
okay, maybe i better start restricting fluids so i can actually get some work done
they say that our bodies are made of 98 percent water, i'm sure i have peed out 97 percent
begging to be catheterized
cursing the fact that my workplace doesn't use the lotioned toilet paper
basically a prune at this point
why did i think wearing the pants with a four button waistband and a belt was a good idea today?
maybe depends aren't such a bad idea afterall
praying fervently to the urine gods for release from this hell
don't have any brains left because i'm sure i've peed them out