Monday, July 27, 2009

things that i currently own but would like to sell:

1. 10 pounds
2. free floating anxiety
3. debt ( i'm thinking of having a fire sale on this one)
4. many socks with no mates
5. furniture that the dogs have peed on on a regular basis
5. ants in my kitchen
6. weeds
7. ink pens that don't work
8. makeup bought compulsively on a whim that should really be in the halloween costume store
9. self-help books (i'm beyond help at this point)

if you're interested, please email me and we'll work out a deal.

have a great monday.


Marisa said...

Sorry, you won't find a buyer in me as I have all those things and more I would like to get rid of.

Char said...

maybe we should all get together and have a community yard sale

Tracy said...

Uh, where you hidin' those 10 pounds, chickie, 'cause I sure don't see 'em!
We have a comforter that we'd like to contribute to your sale! It is now a doggie blanket thanks to our Wally's mad peeing skillz.

myinspired♥{sandra} said...

I agree with Char! We could have one great community sale :)

LMN said...

Oh this one is too funny! Dawn, I have missed you! I have been NOT living on the internets for a few weeks now - (amazing what no work does to your life and getting out and about doing things you normally SHOULD be doing!), but it's nice to be back.

The best part is I have the EXACT same list. Seriously, the exact same. Amazing.

So ... you're probably not interested in a swap?

Heidi said...

First, cute photo!!
Second, you're hilarious. I could add a few things of my own to that list.

Jessy, Greg, Grace, Jack, Nora, and Lexi said...

Thanks for the laugh.