friday august 8, 2008- ocean locomotion

i'm not a sea faring person, so i have to get used to words like "stateroom" "for" "aft" and "muster your stations" (as in muster i really wear this stupid life jacket?) whewie... there are lots of humans here on this boat. lots of humans doing various things. this human decided to get a massage which was really heavenly. unfortunately, i was given the hard core sales pitch afterwards when i was told that it would only take $600 worth of products to detoxify my body in a natural way. i think my muscles immediately seized up after that and completely undid all the good that had just gotten done. maybe that's also part of the hard core sales pitch? i don't know. all i know is that i guess i will continue being unnatural for now....