a. smart as a whipb. very cute
c. needs a prescription for benzodiazepines due to extreme neurosis
d. poop eating disordered
e. sneezes backwards
f. legs longer than tail
a. sweet, sweet dispositionb. also very cute
c. dumb as rocks
d attachment disordered
e. possesses a very feminine walk (as in bow wow chicka bow wow)
f. tail longer than legs
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I bet M. appreciates the way you protect her anonymity. She wouldn't want her blueblood ancestors to know about her closeted poop-eating. Why do you think poor G is attachment disordered? Maybe that rogue peace lily did some psychological damage back when she had that long-ago houseplant buffet!
haha! the infamous peace lily incident! remember the hand lotion had something to do with it too! lol! i looked up doggy attachment disorder in the DSM and her picture was there. i can't even go to the bathroom without being supervised by her!
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