Thursday, November 5, 2009

fortune cookie thursday



a. if you are in desperate need to tinkle
b. if you are holding a cup of very hot coffee
c. if you're trying to sleep
d. if you tell him to swerve to avoid the pothole

can you think of the many others i've missed?
happy thursday!

thanks heather for the link to format differently! xo

9 comments:

Char said...

LOL I think you got them all

Linda Sue said...

If you are in labor...true story...if you are needlefelting- If you are trying to button your jeans that came unbuttoned the last pothole...

Leenie said...

LOL! All true and fun. Was in labor when DH took the shortcut that went over about a thousand railroad tracks. There were probably potholes too. :D!

psumommy said...

I was going to say when you're in labor, too! Although in my husband's defense, we live in Pittsburgh, so the potholes were unavoidable.

clover said...

If he was thinking of upgrading the exhaust system anyway.
If you are applying mascara.

jenica said...

if you're in LABOR. seriously. and he'll also take 30 wrong turns in the middle of the freakin' night.

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Live More Now said...

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Live More Now said...

Yes. Potholes. I guess we have to let them have the control occasionally. Even if we are holding coffee or have to pee. Good thing I am accustomed to spilling on myself and feeling no embarrassment about it whatsoever.

Peeing (on myself) would be quite different, however. I guess we do have to draw the line somewhere.